Who could it be?

So recently, we have been talking to Elisa about meeting our families. We are very excited about it, because we think our families are awesome. Well, apparently a family member was talking with another family member (names will be kept anonymous so it won't skew the judging) and the 2nd family member is worried that if Elisa meets our family, she will change her mind. Now, I ask you, who is the family member that I should be concerned about? Does someone have a scary past that I am unaware of, or does 2nd family member think we are all nuts?!? So this got me to thinking. I wonder what others think of my family. So I set up a poll, "Who's the culprit?" I left out any names so no one gets their feelings hurt, it doesn't matter if it's my side or Mark's side, and of course voting is anonymous. This is all in fun, and in no way influences my decision about who Elisa should or shouldn't meet. I love ALL my family! Have Fun!